The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Debacle

It was Saturday, November 7. Donald Trump tweets that he is going to be holding a press conference and the Four Seasons Hotel in Philadelphia. Thirty minutes later, it is deleted, and Trump tweets again, saying that this is not the Four Seasons luxury hotel, but the Four Seasons Total Landscaping company, which is also in Philadelphia. This is a family-owned small landscaping company, located near the expressway, and in between a crematorium and an adult book store. And people showed up. Guiliani spoke, as did many other people who worked with him. To make matters worse, it was announced during the press conference that Biden won. So the question remains: What happened? Well. There are many different theories as to what happened. The first one was that Trump tweeted the first announcement with no confirmation that this was happening and he is so unwilling to back down that he had to find something with that name. Another theory is that one of Trump’s goons just looked in the phone book, saw four seasons, and just booked it. We’re not entirely sure what happened, but however it did, I am so glad that it happened, because it has brought me so much joy in the past few days. By Jane Shapiro.